MY T-REX BOB HAS DEVELOPED A SWEET TOOTH AND THIS WORRIES ME !! Please Review This PLEA And Advise Me, OK???

Whatever you do, don't tell him about Honey! You don't want to encourage him now, do you? Maybe you could get him to start eating healthier? Here's what you do: Take him to a salad bar. Since they're usually metallic in color, he'll be fooled into thinking it's a giant candy bar (you know, metallic candy bar wrappers and all), and he'll be so excited he'll eat it without thinking. Perhaps that'd work? This is all uming that you can convince Bob that the mobile rock (you) is his lord and master. You'll have to go ahead and show him who's boss! Tell him if he doesn't stop eating the neighborhood dogs he'll have to go in time out! I used to have a T-Rex, he got run over by an ice cream truck.....poor Dave :(